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SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai … Read more
Funny Winter / Sardi Jokes And the time has come when we have to take hard decisions in life specially in morning….. Ki aaj nahaye ya nahin! ====================================== Safety Tip for Winters !! Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water.. & throw water on the mirror & say.. ” Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! … Read more
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit A new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Pratap from Patna. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Pratap says to himself, ‘I do not know … Read more
Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.. . . Bhikhari:” Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din se Bhukha Hoon” . . Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:” Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ?? . . Bhikhari Khushi Se:” Ji Haan” . . . Santa:” To Saale, … Read more
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” ========================================================= Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free. ========================================================= Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that’s a hardware problem ========================================================= “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very … Read more
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Died Laughing…. ============================================ 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi… Referee said ’1,2,3 GO!’… Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee – y … Read more
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
On hearing that MS Dhoni has retired… Alia Bhatt predicted that next to retire will be MS Excel and MS Word…. 🙂
Latest PJ Which song is this? 12.99999 “tera hone laga hoon” 😉 Which song is this? 13.00000000000001 . . . . . . . “tera tera tera suru…” 😛 ………………………. Guess which song is this 2√2√2√2√2 . . . . . . . . Jab mila two root two root two root two root two … Read more
How people get fool in Online Sale ? This pictures explain whole thing.. Online Sale true story !! Share if you are agree !!