Top Funny Jokes for Alia Bhatt.
Alia Bhatt to Rahul : Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai. toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere.. Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai… to 10 k 10 tere…. Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… . to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. . Rahul Gandhi […]
Alia Bhat @ florist . . Uncle ek April fool dena..
Hey Celina Jaitley….Nice budget by your father… Regards: Alia Bhatt Celina replies..Thanks Alia Bhatt.. Had your grandfather not discovered zero,this budget would not have been possible!…
Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di. Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! 😀
Meanwhile …. Aliya bhat ne Shikhar dhavan ki half century k liye David dhavan ko badhayi di… 😀 😛
Teacher – Who is SRK? Alia Bhatt – A guy who does ‘Titanic pose’ again and again, without Titanic and without Kate Winslet.. 😀
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Died Laughing…. ============================================ 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi… Referee said ’1,2,3 GO!’… Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee – y […]
On hearing that MS Dhoni has retired… Alia Bhatt predicted that next to retire will be MS Excel and MS Word…. 🙂
Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free” 😉 ================================================ Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya – I can eat 6 apples. […]