Today’s funny Indian Hindi Jokes

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.. . .

Bhikhari:” Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din se Bhukha Hoon” . .

Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:” Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ?? . .

Bhikhari Khushi Se:” Ji Haan” . . .

Santa:” To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na..” 😀 😀

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Mene Pani Me 1 Sikka Dala Or Bhagwan Se 1 Pyarasa Dost Manga, Muje Aap Mil Gaye. Asmanse Awaz Ayi, 1 Rupe Me Aisa Hi Milta He……
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Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
“Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !”
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha
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Papa laaye motor car.. Papa laaye motor car.. Uske niche pahiye chaar.. Chaabi se wo chalti hai.. Po po po po karti hai.. Aage jaaye piche aaye.. Daaye baaye wo mud jaaye.. . . . . . . . . . Moral: kuch b daal do log padhte zarur hai wo b tone main… JItno ne tone me padha woh share kare….

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