Alia Bhatt Jokes – whatsapp jokes

Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Died Laughing…. ============================================ 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi… Referee said ’1,2,3 GO!’… Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee – y … Read more

Alia Bhatt new jokes !!

Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper –  Isske sath koyi  gift nahi hai. Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”  😉 ================================================ Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya – I can eat 6 apples. … Read more