Student ki Bhagwan se baatein
Student to God: Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai, Agar pass karde to kya bat hai. After the exam… God: Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi, Kitabe to sari tere pass thi…
School
Random Kuchh Bhi Joke
Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi? Student: 10 Hathi Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya? Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon. MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain PS: Don’t … Read more
Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha Pappu : pata nahi sir… Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai Teacher : pata nahi… Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!
Pappu aur College ki Ladki
Pappu college ki ladki se bola : “I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..” . . Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon” . . Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol, Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”
Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Batao
Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!! 😀 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/
Bollywood Songs For School Life
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai … Read more