Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai?
Kya kabhi socha hai? Ki Hospital mein Operation se pehle Mareez ko behosh kyun kiya jaata hai? Agar behosh nahin kiya aur Mareez operation karna seekh gaya To doctoro ko kaun puchhega? Bole ot lag jayegi na unke dhandhe ki wattt!! 😀
Funny Two Liners PJ From WhatsApp
Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain, Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur… . . . Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain! ———————- Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachcha pyaar mil jaata hai.. . . . Hamein to subah palang ke neeche utaari chappal bhi nahin milti! ———————- Kaun kehta hai ki sirf […]
Funny Hindi Slogans Behind Truck And Bus
Roadways Bus ke peechhe likha hua tha.. “Je waheguru da hukum hoyaa, Taa manjil tak pahuncha devange! Je Ankh lag gayi, Te waheguru naal hi mila devange!!” Ek aur……. Ek truck ke peechhe likha tha ek behad Sunder sentence.. “Sawdhaani Hati… Kheer Pudi Banti!!” (Samajhne wale share karna na bhoolein)
New Sardar Jokes – Mast hain aur Funny Bhi
Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h… ———–???———— Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:- Ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno… ———–???———— Sardarni:- Please […]
Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Batao
Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!! 😀 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/
Aaj ki Whatsapp Love Shayari !!
Pyar koi barish ka nam nhi Jo barse aur tham jaaye Pyar suraj bhi nahi , Jo chamke aur doob jaye Pyar to naam hai saans ka Jo chale toh zindagi aur Ruke toh maut ban jaaye..!!
Yeh 3 Cheezein – WhatsApp Message
3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain – 1.MAA-BAP 2.WAQT 3.DOST 3-CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ Kar Uthao- 1.KADAM 2.KASAM 3.KALAM 3-CHIZE SOCH Kr KARO- 1.PYAR 2.BAAT 3.FAISALA 3-CHIZE Kisi Ka INTZAR Nhi Karti- 1.MOUT 2.WAQT 3.UMAR 3-CHIZE CHHOTI Na Samjho- 1.KARZ 2.FARZ 3.RISHTA 3-CHIZE Humesha DARD Deti H- 1.DHOKA 2.GARIBI 3.YAADE 3-CHIZO se Humesha Aap KHUSH Rahenge- 1.GOD […]
Boys vs Girls Jokes
This guy is on his final question for 5 Crore on ‘Who Will be a Billionaire’ and has only one lifeline left, ‘Phone A Friend’. And the Question is: “Which Bird does not make a nest?” The choices are: 1: Sparrow 2: Swallow 3: Blackbird 4: Cuckoo The guy is not sure, so he calls […]
8 Important Baatein – Jo kuchh bhi kar sakti hai
8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai: 1 Sorry – Galti Ko. 2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko. 3 Gussa – Rishte Ko. 4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko. 5 Saath – Gam Ko. 6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko. 7 Facebook – Career Ko 8 Whats app – Time Ko. 😀
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