Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Kya kabhi socha hai? Ki Hospital mein Operation se pehle Mareez ko behosh kyun kiya jaata hai? Agar behosh nahin kiya aur Mareez operation karna seekh gaya To doctoro ko kaun puchhega? Bole ot lag jayegi na unke dhandhe ki wattt!! 😀
Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain, Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur… . . . Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain! ———————- Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachcha pyaar mil jaata hai.. . . . Hamein to subah palang ke neeche utaari chappal bhi nahin milti! ———————- Kaun kehta hai ki sirf … Read more
Roadways Bus ke peechhe likha hua tha.. “Je waheguru da hukum hoyaa, Taa manjil tak pahuncha devange! Je Ankh lag gayi, Te waheguru naal hi mila devange!!” Ek aur……. Ek truck ke peechhe likha tha ek behad Sunder sentence.. “Sawdhaani Hati… Kheer Pudi Banti!!” (Samajhne wale share karna na bhoolein)
Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h… ———–???———— Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:- Ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno… ———–???———— Sardarni:- Please … Read more
Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!! 😀 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/
Pyar koi barish ka nam nhi Jo barse aur tham jaaye Pyar suraj bhi nahi , Jo chamke aur doob jaye Pyar to naam hai saans ka Jo chale toh zindagi aur Ruke toh maut ban jaaye..!!
3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain – 1.MAA-BAP 2.WAQT 3.DOST 3-CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ Kar Uthao- 1.KADAM 2.KASAM 3.KALAM 3-CHIZE SOCH Kr KARO- 1.PYAR 2.BAAT 3.FAISALA 3-CHIZE Kisi Ka INTZAR Nhi Karti- 1.MOUT 2.WAQT 3.UMAR 3-CHIZE CHHOTI Na Samjho- 1.KARZ 2.FARZ 3.RISHTA 3-CHIZE Humesha DARD Deti H- 1.DHOKA 2.GARIBI 3.YAADE 3-CHIZO se Humesha Aap KHUSH Rahenge- 1.GOD … Read more
This guy is on his final question for 5 Crore on ‘Who Will be a Billionaire’ and has only one lifeline left, ‘Phone A Friend’. And the Question is: “Which Bird does not make a nest?” The choices are: 1: Sparrow 2: Swallow 3: Blackbird 4: Cuckoo The guy is not sure, so he calls … Read more
8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai: 1 Sorry – Galti Ko. 2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko. 3 Gussa – Rishte Ko. 4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko. 5 Saath – Gam Ko. 6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko. 7 Facebook – Career Ko 8 Whats app – Time Ko. 😀
