Q: What is the biggest lie ever told in a hindi movie?
Ans:
Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking “Kya dekhte ho”
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Bollywood
Maggi aur Tanu weds Manu ki shayari
Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles…. The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered….. . . . . . . Hum thode bewafa kya huye. Aap to badchalan ho gaye
Awesome Hindi PJ Shayari Collection
Arz kiya hai… Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Basically ur concepts r not clear!! . . . Dost ne pucha Exam me,”5th Answer Batao”, Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jan jao ? . . . Pummi ke Pyar me pagal ho gaya peter, Ab … Read more
Teachers Vs Engineers
Engineer, doctor, CA:- Aaj mere paas Bangla hai… Gaadi hai… Naukar chakar hain… Tumhare paas kya hai…?? Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!! 😀 😀 😀
Biwiyo ka Mindset
Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai… Aur Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!
Ladkiyo ki Chahat – Salman Khan ya Virat Kohli
Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho.. Ant mein Inki shaadi… . . . . . Jethalal se hi honi hai!
Bollywood group chat – whatsapp jokes
Whatsapp chat of bollywood.. Katrina- hii Priyanka- bol, Katrina- lets go london in weekend Kareena- aa gai aukaat mei sali, foriegner ki bachi Katrina- Deepika-tu hi jaa, aur ranbir ka picha chod de Priyanka-kareena ko kaun add kiya Saif- mei kiya, kya kar legi Sahid- gussa mat kar priyanka Priyanka- tu chup reh kareena k … Read more
Krishna Aur Radha
Modern krishna to radha.. Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori… Radha boli… Jyada line mat mar… coz i hate love story! 🙂 😛
Bollywood Songs For School Life
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai … Read more
10 Funny Aamir Khan Memes from the movie PK
After Aamir Khan Posted the PK movie poster to his twitter account, there are PK movie memes floating around on social networks. 😀 😛 Here is the original poster posted by Aamir Khan 1) Aamir, the leader of the team in Lagaan 2) Doing action sequence, that too naked… 3) Shahrukh selling the … Read more