Teacher Student Funny Hindi Jokes
Teacher Student Funny Hindi Jokes Bilkul naya… टीचर:–तुम्हारा नाम क्या है! बच्चा:–निसार! टीचर:–तुम्हारा जन्म कैसे हुआ! बच्चा:–जवानी जानेमन, हसीन दिलरुबा ,मिले जो दिल जवा, निसार हो गया.????
What if somebody makes a mistake?
If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new hair style..!! .. .. If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law..!! .. .. If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!! .. .. If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion..!! .. .. If a TEACHER makes a mistake, […]
Student talking to girls in class
Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ? . . . . . .
Random Kuchh Bhi Joke
Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi? Student: 10 Hathi Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya? Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon. MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain PS: Don’t […]
Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha Pappu : pata nahi sir… Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai Teacher : pata nahi… Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!
A B C D Sunaao
Teacher: A B C D Sunaao… Student: A B C D Teacher: Aur sunaao.. Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!
Santa Maths ka Teacher
Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the.. Waiter Banta ne puchha: Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho? Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain, Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!
Student Teacher Joke – T.V mathematics
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17. – – – – – – The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO. 😛
Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Batao
Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!! 😀 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/
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