Funny computer definitions
KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere ROM – Where the pope lives SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern BUG – The reason you give for […]
Funny Computer programmer Jokes
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” ========================================================= Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free. ========================================================= Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that’s a hardware problem ========================================================= “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very […]
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