Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi and English Jokes Collection.
American ki soch, . Hum chand pe pahunch gaye, Ab next kya karna hai?? . . Chinese ki soch, . Hum 90% duniya ki Market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab baki par kese kare?? . . . . India ki soch, . 12 baje light gayi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje … Read more
Ladka Ladki aur Gaddha Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.” ——————————————— Munna Circuit on Bapu Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu … Read more
Ek baar ek aadmi Interview k liye gya….. Interviewer:” Hmare desh ko ajadi kab mili ?? . Man:” koshishe bahut pehle shuru ho gyi the par safalta 1947 me mili.. Interviewer:” azadi k ladai me kaun kaun involve tha ?? . Man:” waese to kayi log involve the.. agar kisi ekka naam lunga to baki … Read more
Me and my crush have one thing in common! We never talked to each other! 😛 ———————— Smile at a cute foreigner girl & her whole family will smile at you. . . . . . . . Smile at a cute Indian girl & her whole family will beat you ———————— Girl 1: I … Read more
A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.. 🙂 He sat down.. and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR… Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR … Read more
Kingfisher Productions! If Vijay Mallya gets into film production..Kingfisher Productions (Films of Good Times) Presents: 1. Soda Akbar 2. Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3. Rum de Basanti 4. Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5. Beer Zaara 6. Bevde Zameen par.. 7. Kabhi whisky, Kabhi Rum 8. Brandy Rathore 9. 3 Drunkards 10. Ek … Read more
Teacher – Who is SRK? Alia Bhatt – A guy who does ‘Titanic pose’ again and again, without Titanic and without Kate Winslet.. 😀
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai … Read more
Funny Winter / Sardi Jokes And the time has come when we have to take hard decisions in life specially in morning….. Ki aaj nahaye ya nahin! ====================================== Safety Tip for Winters !! Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water.. & throw water on the mirror & say.. ” Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! … Read more
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” ========================================================= Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free. ========================================================= Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that’s a hardware problem ========================================================= “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very … Read more