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10 year Income: . . Teacher 25 Lakh Docter 50 Lkh Engnr 45 L IAS Offcer 70 L Nirmal baba 500 Cr. Sanyasi(Ramdev) 1177Cr. SattyaSai Baba 40000 Cr. “SO, CHOOSE UR CAREER CAREFULY”! Chhodo ghar bar chalo Haridwar, High profile job hai yaar!
Tiger population in India rises to 2226 in 2014, growth by 30% in three years BJP Neta: Aa gaye aa gaye Acche din aa gaye Congress Neta: All because of the vision of Rahul Baba TMC Neta: Many of them are from Bengal, you see we are not just breeding terrorists (Udi baba shorry bheeshon … Read more
Some Marriage Math(s): Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Some Psychology A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she … Read more
A Rajasthani girl marries a Japanese. A year later they are blessed with twins. Guess what they name the twins? They name them, Jo-hoyo, So-hoyo !!
Bihar school teacher’s killer English: 1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!” 4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father! 5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in the … Read more
A New Teacher Joins school He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance. Teacher asks- “kya TUM Judva ho.?? Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain ———————————– Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi… Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi… Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab… Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi… ———————————– Mor Morni ko … Read more
Boy Wrote On His Door.. “plz don’t enter in my room, I’m upset.” . . Lover saw it and went away… . . Parents saw it and went away… . . . . . But bestfriend came inside with a smile and said “kaminey english mai kuch likha hai bahar, tune english kab seekhi?? Chal … Read more
Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd…Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
Remix song from Jannat:- . Chaaar dino ka, . exam o rabba, . Lambi padai,… lambi padai.. . Padne me dil mera, . lage kabhina.. . padne se jaan meri, . Jaye hamesha.. . Kitne zamane, baad o rabba, tution lagaya, tution lagaya.. Soya rha mai, class me apni, . Tcher se roj roj pit … Read more
Yeh Top secret hai Kisi ko batana mat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . Aur Yeh Bottom secret! Yeh bhi kisiko mat batana!..