What happen when Santa goes for job Interview ?

Ek baar ek aadmi Interview k liye gya…..
Interviewer:” Hmare desh ko ajadi kab mili ??
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Man:” koshishe bahut pehle shuru ho gyi the par safalta 1947 me mili..
Interviewer:” azadi k ladai me kaun kaun involve tha ??
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Man:” waese to kayi log involve the..
agar kisi ekka naam lunga to baki ke sath na insafi hogi..
Inteviewer: “bhrastachar india k main enemy hai ??
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Man:” ek commitee is bare me research kar rahi hai..
jaese wo report degi mai jawab de dunga aapko..
sab bahut impress huye and uss aadmi se bahar baith ne ko kaha aur ye bhi kaha k kisi ko questions na btaye kyu ki sab se wohi ques puche jayenge..
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Bahar santa baitha hota hai wo us aadmi se question puchta hai to wo mana kar deta hai batane se..
To santa kehta hai: “achha to answers hi bata do..
aadmi sochta hai question batane semana kiya gya tha..
answer to bata hi skta hu..
wo sare answers bata deta hai..
Agli bari santa k hoti h.. wo andar jata hai..
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Interviewers: “tum kab paida huye..???
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Santa: “koshishe bahut pehle se shuru kar di thi par safalta 1947 me mili..
Interviewers:” tmhare pita ka naam kya hai ??
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Santa: “iss kaam me kayi log involve the agar kisi ek ka naam liya to baki logo k sath na insafi hogi..
Sab shock ho jate hai..
Interviewers:” tum pagal ho ??
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Santa:” ek committee is bare me research kar rahi hai.. jaese wo apni reports degi mai aapko jawab de dunga. .

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