Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Here is our list of 1001 funny jokes. Casually compiled over the past 4 months. Enjoy.
1. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging⌠Then you should try âAdobe Photoshopâ ! đ đ đ
Father: Success is when signature turns into autograph. Son: No dad, . Success is⌠when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal!
English men have 1 month of festival in which they donât eat non veg.
In their area there lived a sardaar who eats daily chicken.
Disturbed with the smell of chicken the English men decided to complain to Pope.
Pope called up Sardar and asked him to start following the Christian Religion and practice and he agreed.
So the Pope sprinkled holy water on Sardaar and said âYou born as a âSikhâ, raised as a âSikhâ, but now you are aâChristianâ!
Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an “A” grading.
Professor agreed.
Chanakya writes – âIf you want to be Happy with your husband, Love him Less & Understand him more ! If you want to be Happy with your wife, Love her More & NEVER try to Understand her !â đ đ
If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new hair style..!! .. .. If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law..!! .. .. If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!! .. .. If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion..!! .. .. If a TEACHER makes a mistake, … Read more
I Am An Indian But These Make Me More.
When The Shampoo Bottle Seems To Be Over, I Pour Some Water In It, Shake It, And Use It For Another Bath.
For Me A Toothpaste Isnât Over Until Iâve Entirely Flattened It Out And Started Rolling It Up From The Back.
Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband â Where are you going ?
Wife â Iâm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
(I bet dis would surely make u laugh)
Twist in the tale
Girl : Hiiiiii
Boy : Hi
Girl : what happened?
Boy : nothing.
Girl : no say na what happened.. u look soo sad
Boy : Iâll ask u something.. and u have to tell me the truth.. will u?
Girl : ok ask