1001 Funny Jokes
Here is our list of 1001 funny jokes. Casually compiled over the past 4 months. Enjoy.
Make Your Skin Wrinkle Free
If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging… Then you should try ‘Adobe Photoshop’ ! 🙂 😛 😀
What is Success?
Father: Success is when signature turns into autograph. Son: No dad, . Success is… when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal!
Sardar Having Non Veg
English men have 1 month of festival in which they don’t eat non veg. In their area there lived a sardaar who eats daily chicken. Disturbed with the smell of chicken the English men decided to complain to Pope. Pope called up Sardar and asked him to start following the Christian Religion and practice and […]
Chintu V/S Professor funny Conversation
Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question? Professor: Yes. Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an “A” grading. Professor agreed.
Chanakya’s advice to married couples
Chanakya writes – “If you want to be Happy with your husband, Love him Less & Understand him more ! If you want to be Happy with your wife, Love her More & NEVER try to Understand her !” 😀 😛
What if somebody makes a mistake?
If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new hair style..!! .. .. If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law..!! .. .. If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!! .. .. If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion..!! .. .. If a TEACHER makes a mistake, […]
Proud To Be an Indian Guys
I Am An Indian But These Make Me More. When The Shampoo Bottle Seems To Be Over, I Pour Some Water In It, Shake It, And Use It For Another Bath. For Me A Toothpaste Isn’t Over Until I’ve Entirely Flattened It Out And Started Rolling It Up From The Back.
Intelligent Husband’s reply to wife
Wife was busy in packing her clothes. Husband – Where are you going ? Wife – I’m moving to my mother. Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Boyfriend Girlfriend Chatting On Whatsapp About FB
(I bet dis would surely make u laugh) Twist in the tale Girl : Hiiiiii Boy : Hi Girl : what happened? Boy : nothing. Girl : no say na what happened.. u look soo sad Boy : I’ll ask u something.. and u have to tell me the truth.. will u? Girl : ok […]
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