Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Now a Days, People on Social Media get irritated easily and block their friends. Our Blocked jokes collection represent “How people got blocked be replying in silly way”. Enjoy these funny Blocked Jokes Boy : Whats your Name?? Girl: Palak and you Boy: Paneer *BLOCKED!!!*. Girl : Hello i am khusbu Boy : khusbu ka … Read more
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo … Read more
Me: naam? She: babita, tera? Me: Jethalal Champak lal gada **BLOCKED** ================================================================== *Calls Vodafone Customer Care* Call connects Cust Representative: Hi I am Rashmi & I have boyfriend. How can I help you? *Disconnects* ================================================================== Me : Hi baby She: kutte number kaha se mila tujhe ? Me: Sulabh Sauchalaya me likha tha *Blocked* ================================================================== … Read more
Bleed Yellow Bleed Blue Bleed Dark Blue Bleed Red Bleed Red & Blue Bleed Orange Bleed Red & White Bleed Purple & Gold Yes IPL begins!! —————- *IPL advertisement* What they say : Yeh hai india ka tyohaar What they mean : Yeh hai india ka vyapar 😀 😀 😀 😛
Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”
Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya – I can eat 6 apples.
Varun – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to Shraddha – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
To all employees… HR Head: This year also, increments will be as per the Bell Curve Employee: what is that ? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, “Ghanta milega”..!
Alia Bhat @ florist . . Uncle ek April fool dena..
April Fool’s Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts) 1.Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool’s Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded. 2.Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times. 3.Change from Julian to Gregorian … Read more
Udhar jin logo ne Leave Application di thi.. unhone abhi dobara mail ki hai Dear sir, My uncle who died in the morning just woke up. I am reaching office in 30 mins. Thanks ——————————— India’s batting Line Up 1.Rohit 2.Dhawan 3.Kohli 4.Rahane 5.Raina 6.Dhoni 7. O palanhare, 8. nirgun aur nyare, 9. tumare bin … Read more