Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Dedicated to all corporate guys : Ek boss apne employee se bola – ek din aisa aayega ki khane ko kuch nahi hoga, pine ko pani nahi hoga, sara petrol khatm ho jayega, log ek dusre ke dushman ban jayenge, dunia me hahakar mach jayega… One Employee – “Sir, usdin bhi office aana he kya???”
Funny Dekh Bhai memes on Maggi Ban 😛 😛 😛
After ban on MAGGI 90% girls on Matrimonial site removed ” Cooking ” as Hobby / Expertise… BREAKING: Japan to import 2 million high-lead Maggi packets to use as nuclear radiation shields Things to avoid with reasons: Maggi – Lead in it Cola – Cleaning chemical in it Smoking – Nicotine in it Relationship – … Read more
Feeling Bored? Wondering What To Do? Simple… 1. Open The Zip 2. Insert Your Hand. 3. Slowly Take Out. Pen & Paper From Bag And Write I Love You Mom & Dad 1001 Times Dirty Mind. 😛 😛 😛
Me – I love you..marry me.. She – Are you mad..? Me – Is that the criteria? *blocked* ? ================================================= One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence. The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things: 1. Religion 2. Sxuality 3. Mystery Here Is … Read more
1.College: Yaadein.. 2.Principal: Jaani Dushman.. 3.Classes: Kabhi kabhi.. 4.Canteen: Kabhi alvida na kehna.. 5.Course: Godzilla.. 6.Exams: Kalyug.. 7.Examination hall: Chamber of secret.. 8.Exam-time: Qayamat se qayamt tak. 9. Question paper: Paheli.. 10.Answer paper: Kora kagaz.. 11.Cheating: Chup chup ke.. 12. Paper out: Plan 13.Examiner: The killer 14.Last exam: Independence day 15.Paper correction: Andha kanoon 16.Marks: … Read more
Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha.. aur sochte sochte mar gaya, Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain, to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!
Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets. Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder. Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip. Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.
========================================================= BREAKING: Sohail Khan & Arbaaz Khan Found Uploading Resume On Naukri .com. #SalmanVerdict ========================================================= Breaking news after #SalmanVerdict .@MadhuriDixit ke dono SAAJAN jail main. ========================================================= Arbaaz Khan: Fool, you said we’ll win #SalmanVerdict Lawyer: I did all I learned about law. Arbaaz: Where? Lawyer: IIN Jolly LLB course
Boy : Hi, you Look Beautiful. Girl : Thank You , Bro. 😛 😀