Now a Days, People on Social Media get irritated easily and block their friends. Our Blocked jokes collection represent “How people got blocked be replying in silly way”.
Enjoy these funny Blocked Jokes
Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*.
Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati….kone kone me khusbu failade
**blocked**.
Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*.
Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*blocked*.
Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Blocked Instantly*.
Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*BLOCKED*.
Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*.
Girl : see ya!
Boy: ram chandra ki jai!
*Blocked*.
Girl: Have a Good Day….
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more…
*BLOCKED*.
Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha’s forehead.
*Blocked*.
Girl puts up her status :
“waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS”…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya??
*Blocked*.
Boy- Thank you
Girl-It’s my pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Blocked Forever*
She: Yaar kal exam hai and kuch nahin padha hai, I will fail…
He: You don’t watch t.v.?
all you need is a sanitary napkin and you will top the exams…
*BLOCKED* 😐
She : Hey, kya chal raha hai?
Me: Sab kuch chal raha hai, tumhare dimaag k alawa…
*BLOCKED* 😐
Me: Where were you last night?
She: Yaar, party thi.. had a blast there…
Me: Oh! Hope no one is injured.. aur tu zinda hai!
*BLOCKED*
She: you’re so sweet!
Me: Haan but pehle taste toh karke dekho…
*BLOCKED*