She: babita, tera?
Me: Jethalal Champak lal gada
**BLOCKED**
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*Calls Vodafone Customer Care*
Call connects
Cust Representative: Hi I am Rashmi & I have boyfriend. How can I help you?
*Disconnects*
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Me : Hi baby
She: kutte number kaha se mila tujhe ?
Me: Sulabh Sauchalaya me likha tha
*Blocked*
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GF: I want to kiss you.
Me: OK.
GF: Are you excited?
Me: Yes!
GF: Is this your first time?
Me: No, I’ve been excited before as well
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Boyfriend of a pretty girl: chutiya for every other guy in the world.
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Girl : Yaar us ladki mei itna attitude hai
Guy : Attitude ki spelling bata
Girl : Nahi attitude nahi, ego bahut hai
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He : You look fit
She : Yes, my body is my temple
He : Wah darshan ke liye bulao kabhi phir
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