Funny English one line Whatsapp jokes and Quotes

Having a “new boyfriend” every month doesn’t mean you gorgeous it means you easy and retarded … ———————————————- Alcohol doesn’t make you fat , it make you lean on .. tables,chairs and random people … ——————————————— *missed a call* *calls back* *no answer* WTF, did u die within 3 seconds … ——————————————— Today at the … Read more