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Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khushi Ki Bahar Mile,
Shivratri Ke Paavan Avsar Par Aapko Zindagi Ki Ek Nayi Shuruaat Mile!
Happy Maha Shivratri!
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Om Mein Hi Aastha, Om Mein Hi Vishwas;
Om Mein Hi Shakti, Om Mein Hi Sansar;
Om Se Hi Hoti Hai Achhe Din Ki Shuruaat.
Bolo – Om Namha Shivay!
Happy Shivratri!
Jai Bholenath!
Shiv Ki Bani Rahe Aap Par Chaya,
Palat De Jo Aapki Kismat Ki Kaya,
Mile Aapko Wo Sab Apni Is Zindagi Mein,
Jo Kabhi Kisi Ne Bhi Nahi Paya!
Happy Mahashivratri
Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khushi Ki Bahar Mile,
Shivratri Ke Paavan Avsar Par Aapko Zindagi Ki Ek Nayi Shuruaat Mile!
Happy Maha Shivratri!
Maha Shivratri Messages
Latest Shivratri Messages and SMS for Whatsapp
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Hai Mahashivratri Ka Ye Tyohar
Laye Har Chehre Par Muskaan
Sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar
Samet Lo Saari Khushiyan,
Apno Ka Saath Aur Pyar
Is Pawan Avsar Par,
Aap Sab Ko Mahashivratri Ka Pyar.
happy mahashivratri
Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya di hain,
aaj ke honhaar students ne ??
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1 saal ke 365 din hote hai..
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Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
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365-122=243
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aur summer vacation gino 61 din..
243-61=182 din
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Ussmein 52 sunday..
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182-52=130 din..
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Diwali – holi etc… Festival ke 40..
In 2016: I laughed 😀 I cried 🙁 turned up 😯 I turned down 😕 I loved 😀 I lost trust 😐 & I was betrayed 😯 but most importantly I learned 😮 Welcome 2017 !! 😆
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
Behind every successful hangover There is promise of never drinking again.. 😉 😀 See More funny images here – http://www.timepass.website/funny-images/
Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an “A” grading.
Professor agreed.
१. घर में सुबह सुबह कुछ देर के लिए भजन अवशय लगाएं ।
२. घर में कभी भी झाड़ू को खड़ा करके नहीं रखें, उसे पैर नहीं लगाएं, न ही उसके ऊपर से गुजरे अन्यथा घर में बरकत की कमी हो जाती है। झाड़ू हमेशा छुपा कर रखें |
३. बिस्तर पर बैठ कर कभी खाना न खाएं, ऐसा करने से बुरे सपने आते हैं।
४. घर में जूते-चप्पल इधर-उधर बिखेर कर या उल्टे सीधे करके नहीं रखने चाहिए इससे घर में अशांति उत्पन्न होती है।
५. पूजा सुबह 6 से 8 बजे के बीच भूमि पर आसन बिछा कर पूर्व या उत्तर की ओर मुंह करके बैठ कर करनी चाहिए । पूजा का आसन जुट अथवा कुश का हो तो उत्तम होता है |