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1001 Funny Jokes

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1001 Funny Jokes 🙂

Here is our list of 1001 funny jokes. Casually compiled over the past 4 months. Enjoy.

1. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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Funniest Doctors Jokes

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1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.

The professor started the class by telling them
two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything
regarding the body e.g.

He inserted his finger in the body’s nose
& on drawing back, put the finger in
his own mouth & tasted it.

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English Vinglish funny story

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Can any one say the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished’? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between ‘Complete’ and … Read more

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

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1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
2. Someone is “Driving” since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!
3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???
4. Someone is always ‘available’. How free are you?????
5. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’ I Know ! That’s why you’re on my list!
6. Someone writes “urgent calls only”. Don’t get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?

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