Me – I love you..marry me..
She – Are you mad..?
Me – Is that the criteria?
*blocked* ?
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One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence.
The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things:
1. Religion
2. Sxuality
3. Mystery
Here Is The Only A+ Essay In The Entire College By A Girl That You Can’t Imagine,
“Oh God, I Am Pregnant, I Wonder Who Did It.“ ?
The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things:
1. Religion
2. Sxuality
3. Mystery
Here Is The Only A+ Essay In The Entire College By A Girl That You Can’t Imagine,
“Oh God, I Am Pregnant, I Wonder Who Did It.“ ?
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A Girl decided to marry
again
.
.
because
.
.
pictures of her last
wedding didn’t get
enough likes on
facebook.
again
.
.
because
.
.
pictures of her last
wedding didn’t get
enough likes on
facebook.
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He : Hey Wassup ?
She : Eating Apple. You Say ?
He : Eating Samsung
He one more time : eating Nokia, but daant tut gaye
*Blocked aur Ghar pe patthar fek ke gayi wo alag*
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