After ban on MAGGI
90% girls on Matrimonial site
removed ” Cooking ”
as Hobby / Expertise…
BREAKING: Japan to import 2 million high-lead Maggi packets to use as nuclear radiation shields
Things to avoid with reasons:
Maggi – Lead in it
Cola – Cleaning chemical in it
Smoking – Nicotine in it
Relationship – GF in it
Feels sorry for engineers, the hottest thing they could have on their bed at 2am was maggi.
NSUI opposes Maggi Ban, accuses Modi govt of trying to destroy education institutions
Now only Baba Ramdev can save this country if he come up with a
new healthy product “Divya Maggi” to get rid of all the lead from Your body.
Never date a girl named Maggi. She might misLead you.
After Maggi, the health ministry should now ban Lays chips for high content of air in packets.
Friend: “I’m hungry”
Me: “Maggi bana le”
F: “Pagal hai? Maggi is poisonous”
Me: “There’s nothing else”
F: Chal fir ek cigarette hi pila de”
If maggi is in a race it will always win. Why? Coz it has the LEAD