Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Santa : what are u doing, bro? Banta : dinner, followed by scotch Santa : bhai, black label? Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun 😀
Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab.. 1) Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa… Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo? 2) Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa… Beta: Quarter ya half?
Bleed Yellow Bleed Blue Bleed Dark Blue Bleed Red Bleed Red & Blue Bleed Orange Bleed Red & White Bleed Purple & Gold Yes IPL begins!! —————- *IPL advertisement* What they say : Yeh hai india ka tyohaar What they mean : Yeh hai india ka vyapar 😀 😀 😀 😛
Santa : what are u doing, bro? Banta : dinner, followed by scotch Santa : bhai, black label? Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun:-D
Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho.. Ant mein Inki shaadi… . . . . . Jethalal se hi honi hai!
Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai? “@/e” Santa : ye sign meri daadii ka hai! Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa sign? kya naam hai unka? Santa : Jalebi Baai…
Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”
Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya – I can eat 6 apples.
Varun – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to Shraddha – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
To all employees… HR Head: This year also, increments will be as per the Bell Curve Employee: what is that ? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, “Ghanta milega”..!
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, “ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!” My wife insisted I make the call.. I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”… My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
Alia Bhat @ florist . . Uncle ek April fool dena..