Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli: Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat.. Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..! Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega! . . Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! 😀
Aaj ka Gyaan.. Patni paper-weight ki tarah hoti hai.. Pati ko fad-fadaane to deti hai, Par Udne nahin deti!! 😛 😛 😛
Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai? Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna? Main: Yaar ek kaam tha…. Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! 😀
Yeh joke padhoge to, Hanste-hanste gir jaoge! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Isliye likha hi nahin, Kahin, gir gaye to..!! I Care For U naa!!
#Uber, the world’s largest taxi company owns no #Vehicles. #Facebook the world’s most popular media creates no #Content. #Alibaba, the most valuable retailer has no#Inventory. #Airbnb the world’s largest accommodation provider owns no #Real_Estate. #Apple with sales of over. 200 million smartphones and tablets does not own a#factory. #Whatsapp with 3 Billion messages a day … Read more
Husband : I Love You ! Wife : Aaj nahi —————– KEEP CALM BHABHI IS PERFORMING #IPLOpeningCeremony —————– The Shortest Love Story Boy: Sunno Girl: Jee Bhaiyaaa…. The End.. 🙂 —————– I’d rather fall from a chair rather falling for a girl, atleast that won’t hurt much. The Blamed Girlfriend ~ Anushka Sharma #CelebNovels —————– … Read more
Arz Kiya Hai…. Normal friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi. Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi kamini, pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…!!
Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi. Mahila: Ek daant nikalwana hai… Par sirf 10 minute mein.. Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin! Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…! Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!! Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain … Read more
Shaadishuda purusho ke liye… Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki? Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye… Q: Main Patni kyun bani? Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! 😀
Johny johny.. Yes papa! Private job. Yes papa! Lot of tension.. Yes papa! Too much work.. Yes papa! Family life.. No papa! Bp-sugar.. High papa! Yearly bonus.. Joke papa! Monthly pay.. Low papa! Personal life.. Lost papa! Weekly off! ha! ha! ha!