Same question, Different answers
Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab.. 1) Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa… Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo? 2) Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa… Beta: Quarter ya half?
Sharabi
Are You An Alcoholic?
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, “ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!” My wife insisted I make the call.. I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”… My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
Sharaabi Aur Train
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!