Boys vs Girls trending Jokes collection

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Me: naam? She: babita, tera? Me: Jethalal Champak lal gada **BLOCKED** ================================================================== *Calls Vodafone Customer Care* Call connects Cust Representative: Hi I am Rashmi & I have boyfriend. How can I help you? *Disconnects* ================================================================== Me : Hi baby She: kutte number kaha se mila tujhe ? Me: Sulabh Sauchalaya me likha tha *Blocked* ================================================================== … Read more

Funny joke on boy-mom

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Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘jasmine’ kyoo hai? Mom: kyo ki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai? Boy: to fir mera naam aisa kyo ? Mom: “Gotiya” faltu ki bakwas band kr ……!!!!! šŸ˜€Ā šŸ˜€Ā šŸ˜€ Sent by – Raj Goyal

Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS

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Donā€™t worry guys, everything is fine. My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!! Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. From :- Rajnikant Mind It!

Funny sms ka bura nahi maante!

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Rose is Laal, Sky is Neela & Your mind is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura laga kya? . . Coffee is Hot, Water is Cool, Iā€™m Smart & Youā€™re Fool. Lo or Bura Maan loā€¦ šŸ˜› šŸ˜€

Santa Maths ka Teacher

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Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein roti dubo ā€“ dubo kar kha rahe the.. Waiter Banta ne puchha: Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho? Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain, Aur Daal humne ā€˜maan liā€™ hai!!

1947 ka popular SMS

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1947 ka mashhoor SMSā€¦ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hogaā€¦ Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye! CRAZY FANSā€¦ šŸ˜€

Jeevan mein 3 baatein

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Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin bataniā€¦. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) 2) 3) Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani! KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!