Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Shakespeare….. “Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because You May Win The Game But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Lose The Person For Life Time”. Napoleon…….. “The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people!” Einstein……… “I am thankful to … Read more
Kamar se use Pakdo or ghr le jao. Uski gardan pakad k apne karib lao. Us k lips pe apne lips lagao! Aur sari coca cola GuT-GuT pi jao Happy summer season..
Date aur tareekh mein fark: Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain.. . Aur . Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga . . . . . Kya??? . . . . . . . Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela! Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo … Read more
Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye.. Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge! 1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi! 2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!
Teacher: A B C D Sunaao… Student: A B C D Teacher: Aur sunaao.. Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!
EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila.. Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya 3000/- ka bill aaya… woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain.. Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya.. Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!! Isko bolte hain.. Financial Management without MBA in India.
CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: “We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe…” Santa: “We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror… Don’t worry about our safety…Tu … Read more
Ye wala naya hai.. Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rhi thi… Ladki- jaanu .. please apple my new number. Ladka : confused and ask…. what?? Ladki – mera number apple karlo na jaldi.. Ladka – are par apple to seb hota he. Ladki- mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh rahi hu k mera … Read more