Santa Maths ka Teacher

Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..

Waiter Banta ne puchha:

Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?

Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!