Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”
Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya – I can eat 6 apples.
Varun – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to Shraddha – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
To all employees… HR Head: This year also, increments will be as per the Bell Curve Employee: what is that ? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, “Ghanta milega”..!
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, “ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!” My wife insisted I make the call.. I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”… My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
Alia Bhat @ florist . . Uncle ek April fool dena..
April Fool’s Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts) 1.Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool’s Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded. 2.Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times. 3.Change from Julian to Gregorian … Read more
Udhar jin logo ne Leave Application di thi.. unhone abhi dobara mail ki hai Dear sir, My uncle who died in the morning just woke up. I am reaching office in 30 mins. Thanks ——————————— India’s batting Line Up 1.Rohit 2.Dhawan 3.Kohli 4.Rahane 5.Raina 6.Dhoni 7. O palanhare, 8. nirgun aur nyare, 9. tumare bin … Read more
Anushka virat ka 1 run dekhane Sydney tak gayi… . True love Boss!! 😀 ————————– Ab dekh kar Australia ke tevar… Rone laga anushka ka shohar… 😀 ————————– Anushka’s new status on FB : single!! ————————– Anushka to Virat in pavilion after his dismissal today… “Bouncer tha baby, duck karna chahiye tha na” ————————– Anushka … Read more