WhatsApp

Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.

Kameene Dost

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Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai? Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna? Main: Yaar ek kaam tha…. Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! 😀

Funny Short Jokes

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Husband : I Love You ! Wife : Aaj nahi —————– KEEP CALM BHABHI IS PERFORMING #IPLOpeningCeremony —————– The Shortest Love Story Boy: Sunno Girl: Jee Bhaiyaaa…. The End.. 🙂 —————– I’d rather fall from a chair rather falling for a girl, atleast that won’t hurt much. The Blamed Girlfriend ~ Anushka Sharma #CelebNovels —————– … Read more

Dentist se daant nikalwana hai

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Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi. Mahila: Ek daant nikalwana hai… Par sirf 10 minute mein.. Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin! Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…! Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!! Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain … Read more

Dimaag ki Pareeksha

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Shaadishuda purusho ke liye… Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki? Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye… Q: Main Patni kyun bani? Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! 😀

Johny Johny Employee Poem

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Johny johny.. Yes papa! Private job. Yes papa! Lot of tension.. Yes papa! Too much work.. Yes papa! Family life.. No papa! Bp-sugar.. High papa! Yearly bonus.. Joke papa! Monthly pay.. Low papa! Personal life.. Lost papa! Weekly off! ha! ha! ha!

IPL trending message for Whatsapp and Facebook

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Bleed Yellow Bleed Blue Bleed Dark Blue Bleed Red Bleed Red & Blue Bleed Orange Bleed Red & White Bleed Purple & Gold Yes IPL begins!! —————- *IPL advertisement* What they say : Yeh hai india ka tyohaar What they mean : Yeh hai india ka vyapar 😀 😀 😀 😛