Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Leave Application Dear Sir, Greetings! I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation. I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave. Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final.My nation needs me. Kindly grant me the leave. . … Read more
If Martin Guptill would have been an Indian, his parents be like: . . . . . . . . . . . . 237 toh thik h, lekin wo Sharma ji k bete ne dekho, 264 maare hai…!!
Johnson To Afridi :- Kya yaar.. Humko batting nahi mila… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Afridi To Johnson:- Ja beta semi final mein hamare papa sabko batting dete hai….
There lived lot of monkeys in a village. One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys. He announced that he will buy a monkey @ hundred rupees each. The villegers thought that this man is mad They thought , how can somebody buy stray monkeys .did anybody give 100 rupees For … Read more
☑ 1) What r u doing? Ans. : Business Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX! ☑ 2) What r u doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! ☑3) From where r u getting Goods? Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND … Read more
Pakistani PM : Hello Dhoni We have heard that U r retiring after This World Cup Dhoni : Yes. True. PPM : Will You please Join our team n lead Pakistan cricket n take it too new level. Dhoni : Silence. PPM: Please dhoni, we r ready to pay any amoun. Dhoni : Ok. I … Read more
Dhoni- Waah re mere Sher kal kya khela tha tu,. Rohit Sharma- Haa yaar gussa aya tha,.. Dhoni- Kis baat ka gussa?. Rohit- Wo Shakib-Al-Hasan mujhse aake puchta hai,tu Anushka Sharma ka bhai hai kya?
During a heart transplant. Doctor: Sh!t Nurse: what happened. D: My mobile network is gone. N: So? D: I don’t know what to do next. N: Why. D: I’m from IIN. Nurse behosh… ———– This is deadly. Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him. Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving. Police-without Teacher? Sardar-ya,i … Read more
ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 wc quarter finals, Semi finals & final predictions 😀 1st quarter final srilanka 152 all out in 44 overs South Africa 153 / 2 in 30 overs at Sydney south Africa wins 2nd quarter final india 332 /5 in 50 overs Bangladesh 197 all out 45 overs Bangladesh lost by 135 runs 3d quarter final Australia 262/7 in 50 … Read more
Here are some funny jokes on ICC Cricket World Cup India vs Bangladesh – quarter final ======================================================================== “Just watched #INDvsBAN and i am blown away. What a brilliant match and a chutiya performance by my love VK. Bhag BC !” – Anushka Sharma ======================================================================== Shikhar: Sorry, aunty Kohli aa gaya hai … baat karwaun? Mom: Nahi … Read more