Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
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Gabbar jab Aamir se mila to bola.. Gabbar: Yeh hath mujhe de de PK Aamir: O teri, to yeh Radio kaun pakdega! #AamirPKPoster ========================== Koi bhi PK mat dekhna… . . Hosh mein dekhna, Achchi lagegi! 😀 ========================== Poori botal aaj usne gatak li josh mein… . . . Biwi ne bas itna kaha … Read more
Ek mahila train se utri, usne Sardar se puchha: yeh kaun sa station hai? Sardar hasaa, 😀 😀 zor se hasaa, zor zor se hasaa, haste haste lot pot ho gaya.. aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola: Pagli, Ye Railway station hai…!
Husband roz ki tarah subah walk per gaya to dekha bahar bahot thand ho rahi thi… woh turant wapas aa gaya, aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya.. Aur bolaa “bahar bahut thand ho rahi hai!!” Biwi (neend mein) “phir bhi woh pagal walk pe gaya hai..”! Find more Husband Wife Jokes at – http://www.timepass.website/funny/husband-wife-jokes/
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua………?? . . . Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tum…?? . . . Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya….?? . . . Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . . Father: Kamine mai … Read more
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father. Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this? Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. cause we are … Read more
Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free” 😉 ================================================ Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya – I can eat 6 apples. … Read more
Karishma Tanna & Alia Bhatt Were Fighting After Exam …. Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?” Karishma: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank” Sir: “So What?” Karishma: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“.. 😉
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Here are some Crazy people on my WhatsApp list. 😉 1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 2. Someone is “Driving” since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!! 3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise??? 4. Someone is always ‘Available‘. How free are you????? 5. … Read more