Chor Pakadne Ki Machine
Chor pakadne ki machine bani… USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye China mein 30 UK mein 50 Pakistan mein 80 Japan mein 90 aur aur
Sardar on call
Sardar dials a number a Girl answered…. Sardar: Hello… kaun? Girl: Main Seeta… Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!! 😛 😀
Toothpaste Ka Retirement
Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai? Chinese: 1 Hafta British: 1 Mahina American: 3 Mahine Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota! Doctor: Wo kaise? Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam […]
My husband is not your dad: Mom
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father. Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this? Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. cause we are […]
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