Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
English men have 1 month of festival in which they don’t eat non veg.
In their area there lived a sardaar who eats daily chicken.
Disturbed with the smell of chicken the English men decided to complain to Pope.
Pope called up Sardar and asked him to start following the Christian Religion and practice and he agreed.
So the Pope sprinkled holy water on Sardaar and said “You born as a “Sikh”, raised as a “Sikh”, but now you are a”Christian”!
Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho? Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste! Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo! Sardar ji: Oo kyun? Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda … Read more
Sardar dials a number a Girl answered…. Sardar: Hello… kaun? Girl: Main Seeta… Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!! 😛 😀
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. They found Bottles of Chilled Lassi instead of Cash. They Drank it Happily n left. NEXT DAY ‘S HEADLINE- “The Sperm Bank Robbed in Ludhiana.. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Q. What did a Sardar feel when he see a banana peel on road? A. Oh no, I am going to fall again Q. Why a Sardar clean every hotel basin they go to? A. Because it reads ‘Wash basin’ Q. What you should think when you see a well suited Sardar on a tree? … Read more
One day a Sardarji was bored and was dialing all numbers of his office colleagues he remember . He dials a number and hear a lady’s sweet voice “Hello”. Then Sardarji replies “Hi, Can we go on a date? Would you like to have fun?” “Do you know who i am ?” the lady shouts, … Read more
1st time in HISTORY Sardar ne 1 Intelligent sawal puchha & teacher behosh. SARDAR ka Sawal = BLACK is a color , WHITE is a color but BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV why.. 😛 😀
Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua hai! Sardar: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai. Biwi yaha hospital mein hai aur beta ghar mein paida hua hai!!
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya… Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Puchha: Body Aa Gayi Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi… Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai! 😀
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’. The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’