Badal Gaya Hai Zamana
Badal gaya hai jamana Pehle Maa ke per chhoo kar nikalte the.. Aur Ab Mobile ki battery full kar ke nikalte hain!
Aaj Ke Zamaane Ki Sabse Badi Problem
Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi Duvidha: Mobile bigad jaaye, to bachche zimmedaar aur Bachche bigad jaaye, To mobile jimmedaar!
Yo Yo Honey Singh on phone
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi. . 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to khair nahi tumhari. Honey singh: ok bye. 😛
Santa helping in USA
Santa Sardar ji USA mein the… Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi.. Santa Fire Brigade walo se: Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga! Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat… Santa ne sabko pakad liya… Phir.. Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!! […]
Cool messages for Friends and Family
Beautiful message.. Zindagi ka khubsurat lamha kaunsa hota hai? Fantastic answer- Jab aapka parivar aapko dost samajne lage, Aur Dost aapko apna pariwar! For all the lovely and beautiful friends and family 🙂
Amazing Quotes by Some Great People
Shakespeare Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time. ——————————– Napoleon The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people! ——————————– Einstein I […]
Dilbert’s one liners
A good 30 laughs – Dilbert’s one liners: ————————————— I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time. When everything comes in your way you’re in […]
Krishna Aur Radha
Modern krishna to radha.. Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori… Radha boli… Jyada line mat mar… coz i hate love story! 🙂 😛
Best Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes For 2015
Listed Below Are The Best Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes for 2015 Some people are too chipper early in the morning, and what they don’t realize is that it’s very bad for their good health…until I am choking them. This lame status is not the only one that you’ll be reading this year….so brace yourself […]
Vijay Mallya Kingfisher Jokes
Kingfisher Productions! If Vijay Mallya gets into film production..Kingfisher Productions (Films of Good Times) Presents: 1. Soda Akbar 2. Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3. Rum de Basanti 4. Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5. Beer Zaara 6. Bevde Zameen par.. 7. Kabhi whisky, Kabhi Rum 8. Brandy Rathore 9. 3 Drunkards 10. Ek […]
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