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Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Toothpaste Ka Retirement
Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai? Chinese: 1 Hafta British: 1 Mahina American: 3 Mahine Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota! Doctor: Wo kaise? Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam … Read more
Santa Itna Mat Socho
Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha.. aur sochte sochte mar gaya, Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain, to mere 32 hi kyun hai? !!!!
Funny messages and Jokes on Om Puri
Abb Om Puri ki baari.. .. ..! What does Om Puri’s mother say when he’s getting late for school? . . . . . . . . . Hurry Om! Om Puri was kidnapped by Taliban. Government launched a Mission to save him. Mission ka naam kya hoga? . . . . . . . … Read more
What happen when Santa goes for job Interview ?
Ek baar ek aadmi Interview k liye gya….. Interviewer:” Hmare desh ko ajadi kab mili ?? . Man:” koshishe bahut pehle shuru ho gyi the par safalta 1947 me mili.. Interviewer:” azadi k ladai me kaun kaun involve tha ?? . Man:” waese to kayi log involve the.. agar kisi ekka naam lunga to baki … Read more
Funny whatsapp jokes collection
Me and my crush have one thing in common! We never talked to each other! 😛 ———————— Smile at a cute foreigner girl & her whole family will smile at you. . . . . . . . Smile at a cute Indian girl & her whole family will beat you ———————— Girl 1: I … Read more
Ek Machchar Aur Aadmi
Ek machchar pareshan baitha tha, Dusre ne puchha: Kya hua? Pehla bola: Yaar gajab ho raha hai… Chuhedaani mein chuha; Sabundaani mein Sabun; Magar machchardaani mein Aadmi so raha hai!!
Makar Sankranti Par Pati Patni Joke
Patni (Pati se): Suno ji, Makar Sankranti aa rahi hai, Kuchh Idea do, Abki baar kya baantu? Pati (Kuchh der soch kar): Aisa karo jo, Apni chaudah (14) saheliyo ko mera mobile number baant do!! 😀
A Guy Used The Ladies Toilet
A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.. 🙂 He sat down.. and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR… Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR … Read more
WhatsApp Par Share Karo Funny Recipe
Recipe kuchh iss prakar hai.. Ek katora lo, Usme kuchh angoor lo, ab ek angoor ko muh me daalo, ab aaina dekho, Dish taiyaar! Dish ka naam: Langoor ke muh mein angoor!!