Tapori style Whatsapp funny Shayari
Abe dost, Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main, Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi, Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi, Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! 😉 Thok taali ab 😀
Sharm karo agar ek ladki nai patati to
Agar tum usse na pa sako jisse tum pyar karte ho to . . . . . Sharam karo . . . . . . Lao number mujhe do main try karta hoo..!! 😛
Birthday Whatsapp Quiz / Puzzle
Birthday GAME TIME find your birthday month!! January : I need February: I killed March: I love April: I raped May: I Slapped June: I Hugged July: I played with August: I jumped on September: I Drunk with October: I spit on November: I slept with December: I kissed Pick the day (Number) You […]
Make In India Jokes
—BREAKING NEWS— Modi has BANNED Newly Married Couples from going Abroad for Honeymoon…. ….He says MAKE IN INDIA 😀
Hariyanvi Chhora Aur Dilli Ki Ladki
Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi. Usne ladki ko message bheja.. Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya, Haddiyo par tere maans konya, Propose tanne main kya karun baawli, Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!
Teacher – Who Is SRK?
Teacher – Who is SRK? Alia Bhatt – A guy who does ‘Titanic pose’ again and again, without Titanic and without Kate Winslet.. 😀
Hoshiyar Husband Aur Innocent Biwi
Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga… Husband: kitni backward ho tum… duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum newspaper mang rahi ho? Ye mera TAB le lo…. Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya.. Husband Behosh…!! :-O Moral- Biwi jo mange…de do 😛
WhatsApp Vs Baby Diapers
WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai… . . . Hota kuchh nahin, Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai! 😛
Santa Ne Bheja Banta Ko Hindi SMS
Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja: Bhejane-wala mahaan, padhane-wala gadha. Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai: Bhejane-wala gadha, padhane-wala mahaan. 🙂 😛 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/
3 Friends With Stories On 100th Floor
3 friends lived in a flat on 100th floor.. One day lift was not working.. They decided to tell a story while walking upstairs 1st told a comic story till 50 floor, 2 nd told an action story till 99th floor. 3rd told a horror story in 1 sentence – “I forgot the room keys […]
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