Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Santa : what are u doing, bro? Banta : dinner, followed by scotch Santa : bhai, black label? Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun:-D
Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho.. Ant mein Inki shaadi… . . . . . Jethalal se hi honi hai!
Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai? “@/e” Santa : ye sign meri daadii ka hai! Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa sign? kya naam hai unka? Santa : Jalebi Baai…
Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”
Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya – I can eat 6 apples.
Varun – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to Shraddha – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
To all employees… HR Head: This year also, increments will be as per the Bell Curve Employee: what is that ? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, “Ghanta milega”..!
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, “ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!” My wife insisted I make the call.. I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”… My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
Alia Bhat @ florist . . Uncle ek April fool dena..
April Fool’s Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts) 1.Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool’s Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded. 2.Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times. 3.Change from Julian to Gregorian … Read more
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Shaadishuda mard udaas hota hai, To yaar dost puchhte hi hain, kya hua? Jawab hota hai.. Yaar kuchh nahin, teri bhabhi se “Kahasuni” ho gayi.. Jabki “Kaha” kuchh nahi hota, Sirf “Suni” hoti hai…