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6 cool Fact about Technology Company
#Uber, the world’s largest taxi company owns no #Vehicles. #Facebook the world’s most popular media creates no #Content. #Alibaba, the most valuable retailer has no#Inventory. #Airbnb the world’s largest accommodation provider owns no #Real_Estate. #Apple with sales of over. 200 million smartphones and tablets does not own a#factory. #Whatsapp with 3 Billion messages a day … Read more
Funny Short Jokes
Husband : I Love You ! Wife : Aaj nahi —————– KEEP CALM BHABHI IS PERFORMING #IPLOpeningCeremony —————– The Shortest Love Story Boy: Sunno Girl: Jee Bhaiyaaa…. The End.. 🙂 —————– I’d rather fall from a chair rather falling for a girl, atleast that won’t hurt much. The Blamed Girlfriend ~ Anushka Sharma #CelebNovels —————– … Read more
Funny shayari – Meri khaas friend
Arz Kiya Hai…. Normal friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi. Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi kamini, pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…!!
Dentist se daant nikalwana hai
Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi. Mahila: Ek daant nikalwana hai… Par sirf 10 minute mein.. Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin! Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…! Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!! Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain … Read more
Dimaag ki Pareeksha
Shaadishuda purusho ke liye… Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki? Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye… Q: Main Patni kyun bani? Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! 😀
Johny Johny Employee Poem
Johny johny.. Yes papa! Private job. Yes papa! Lot of tension.. Yes papa! Too much work.. Yes papa! Family life.. No papa! Bp-sugar.. High papa! Yearly bonus.. Joke papa! Monthly pay.. Low papa! Personal life.. Lost papa! Weekly off! ha! ha! ha!
Banta’s plan after dinner
Santa : what are u doing, bro? Banta : dinner, followed by scotch Santa : bhai, black label? Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun 😀
Same question, Different answers
Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab.. 1) Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa… Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo? 2) Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa… Beta: Quarter ya half?
IPL trending message for Whatsapp and Facebook
Bleed Yellow Bleed Blue Bleed Dark Blue Bleed Red Bleed Red & Blue Bleed Orange Bleed Red & White Bleed Purple & Gold Yes IPL begins!! —————- *IPL advertisement* What they say : Yeh hai india ka tyohaar What they mean : Yeh hai india ka vyapar 😀 😀 😀 😛