Bete Ka Result – Government Joke
Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua? Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai.. Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!
Teachers Vs Engineers
Engineer, doctor, CA:- Aaj mere paas Bangla hai… Gaadi hai… Naukar chakar hain… Tumhare paas kya hai…?? Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!! 😀 😀 😀
Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha Pappu : pata nahi sir… Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai Teacher : pata nahi… Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!
Best Message for Students
1.College: Yaadein.. 2.Principal: Jaani Dushman.. 3.Classes: Kabhi kabhi.. 4.Canteen: Kabhi alvida na kehna.. 5.Course: Godzilla.. 6.Exams: Kalyug.. 7.Examination hall: Chamber of secret.. 8.Exam-time: Qayamat se qayamt tak. 9. Question paper: Paheli.. 10.Answer paper: Kora kagaz.. 11.Cheating: Chup chup ke.. 12. Paper out: Plan 13.Examiner: The killer 14.Last exam: Independence day 15.Paper correction: Andha kanoon 16.Marks: […]
Santa itna mat socho
Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha.. aur sochte sochte mar gaya, Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain, to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!
Whatsapp Status after Salman Khan got convicted
Salman ko jail ki sajaa sunane ke baad logo ke status updates.. Aishwarya Rai: Feeling safe Vivek Oberoi: Feeling safe Bandra ke footpathi: Feeling safe Jodhpur ke hiran: Feeling safe Ranbir Kapoor: Time to get marry, Feeling safe…!
Funny Definitions
Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets. Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder. Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip. Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.
Best Reply Given By A Clerk
Customer To Clerk: “Agar Main Aaj Check Deposit Karta Hoon, To Kitne Din Mein Clear Hoga?” Clerk: “Sir, 3 Din To Lagenge” Customer: “Dono Bank Aamne Saamne Hi Hai, Phir Itne Din Kyun Lagenge?” Clerk: “Sir, Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai, Socho Agar Aap Shamshaan Ke Bahar Mar Jaate Hai To Aapko Ghar Leke […]
Height Of Facebook Addiction
Height Of Facebook Addiction: A Boy’s Status: “I’m Online On Facebook During Lecture Hahaha :)” Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p” Dean Liked Comment! 😉 Friend Commented: “Jaldi Aa Yaar, Cafe Mein Fit Mahol Hai :d” Gate Keeper Commented: “Saab, Pahle Idhar Aa Ke Apni Bike Lock Kar Do” Mom […]
Altaf Raja Ka Bahut Bada Fan
Ek Auto Mein Altaf Raja Ke Songs Chal Rahe The. Passanger Ne Kafi Der Pakne Ke Bad Puchha “Bhai Sahab, Aap Altaf Raja Ke Bahut Bade Fan Lagte Ho?” Autowala: “Main Altaf Raja Hi Hun”
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