4 dangerous weapons in the world
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tear 3. Wife’s Looks And the most dangerous, 4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
WhatsApp group ke silent members ke liye
Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar, Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye Zabardast offer!!!… Bhootpurva PradhanMantri Shri Manmohan Singh ji Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain.. . . . Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!! “First come first serve only!”
Irritating Joke: Fridge hai?
A guy calls an unknown number… Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person’s really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola […]
Buddha Aadmi aur Kitaab
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST […]
Harr Biwi Ki Dua
Harr Biwi Ki Dua Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Tarakki De Dolat de Bangla De Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye.. Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de BAKi…. Unse lena mera kaam hai 😀 😛
Awesome Hindi PJ Shayari Collection
Arz kiya hai… Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Basically ur concepts r not clear!! . . . Dost ne pucha Exam me,”5th Answer Batao”, Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jan jao ? . . . Pummi ke Pyar me pagal ho gaya peter, Ab […]
Interview – Elephant Fridge Questions
Try to give answers to each questions by yourself first.. if you fail then only look at them. Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ? Employee : That’s easy,49. Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge […]
Mom and her Son – Exam Result
one day son Came home, and told his mom that I got 1st place in exam Mom (happily): Good, Keep it up son, keep it up The son goes and kept its result card on cup board. Mom asked: Why are you keeping your result card there? The son said: “Mom you only said to […]
Fact of life – Pati patni joke
Fact of life: Pati chahe kitna hi kharch kar de… Shopping ke baad, Biwi ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi!!
Mother’s Day Special Joke – Whom You Like More?
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa? Kid- Both Papa- No tell me one? Kid- Both Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris Where will u go? Kid- Paris Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America Papa- If i go […]
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