Funny Increments Jokes by HR
To all employees… HR Head: This year also, increments will be as per the Bell Curve Employee: what is that ? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, “Ghanta milega”..!
Jokes
Funny Hindi and English Jokes Collection.
Are You An Alcoholic?
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, “ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!” My wife insisted I make the call.. I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”… My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
Leave Application for India v/s Australia world cup semi final match
Leave Application Dear Sir, Greetings! I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation. I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave. Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final.My nation needs me. Kindly grant me the leave. . … Read more
If Martin Guptill would have been an Indian
If Martin Guptill would have been an Indian, his parents be like: . . . . . . . . . . . . 237 toh thik h, lekin wo Sharma ji k bete ne dekho, 264 maare hai…!!
Pakistani PM calling MS Dhoni
Pakistani PM : Hello Dhoni We have heard that U r retiring after This World Cup Dhoni : Yes. True. PPM : Will You please Join our team n lead Pakistan cricket n take it too new level. Dhoni : Silence. PPM: Please dhoni, we r ready to pay any amoun. Dhoni : Ok. I … Read more
Funny joke on Gujarat
Delhi: Save Girls Mumbai: Save Economy Kolkata: Save Water Banglore: Save Electricity Kashmir: Save Lives Rajasthan: Save Trees . . . . . . Gujarat: SEV – KHAMAN SEV- MAMRA SEV- KHAMNI SEV- TAMETA SEV- PURI SEV- GATHIYA. 😀 😀 😀
Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever.
Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . … Can’t talk , wife around…… 😛 😛 😀
Facebook ka Kamaal…!!
Class Ke Doran Ek Ladke ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update kia: “I am using Facebook in Class” . Fouran Professor ne comment kia “Class se nikal jao” Principal ne Professor k comment ko Like kia Dost ne comment kia “Oye Cafe Aaja” Maa ne comment kia “Nalayak kahin ka Class nhi attend … Read more
Boy ka girl friend ke baap ko funny answer
Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do 😛 😛 😛
Funny bakwas Jokes
1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha … Read more