Pakistani PM : Hello Dhoni
We have heard that U r retiring after This World Cup
Dhoni : Yes. True.
PPM : Will You please Join our team n lead Pakistan cricket n take it too new level.
Dhoni : Silence.
PPM: Please dhoni, we r ready to pay any amoun.
Dhoni : Ok. I Will.
PPM :Tell me what will be ur fees…
Dhoni : Kashmir… 😀 😀 😀
Total Silence 😛 😛 😛