Leave Application for India v/s Australia world cup semi final match

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings! I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display  the patriotism by entire nation. I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave. Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final.My nation needs me. Kindly grant me the leave.
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Dear Sender,

I will be on sick leave tomorrow. Response will be delayed.

Regards