36-24-36 GIrl In Bikini
A priest is called – “Father” A bishop – “Your Grace” A Cardinal – “Your Eminence” A Pope – “His Holiness” But Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called “Oh My God…” 😀 😛
Interview – Elephant Fridge Questions
Try to give answers to each questions by yourself first.. if you fail then only look at them. Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ? Employee : That’s easy,49. Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge […]
Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha Pappu : pata nahi sir… Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai Teacher : pata nahi… Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!
Best Message for Students
1.College: Yaadein.. 2.Principal: Jaani Dushman.. 3.Classes: Kabhi kabhi.. 4.Canteen: Kabhi alvida na kehna.. 5.Course: Godzilla.. 6.Exams: Kalyug.. 7.Examination hall: Chamber of secret.. 8.Exam-time: Qayamat se qayamt tak. 9. Question paper: Paheli.. 10.Answer paper: Kora kagaz.. 11.Cheating: Chup chup ke.. 12. Paper out: Plan 13.Examiner: The killer 14.Last exam: Independence day 15.Paper correction: Andha kanoon 16.Marks: […]
Height Of Facebook Addiction
Height Of Facebook Addiction: A Boy’s Status: “I’m Online On Facebook During Lecture Hahaha :)” Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p” Dean Liked Comment! 😉 Friend Commented: “Jaldi Aa Yaar, Cafe Mein Fit Mahol Hai :d” Gate Keeper Commented: “Saab, Pahle Idhar Aa Ke Apni Bike Lock Kar Do” Mom […]
Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Message for God in Hot Summers
Dear Suraj Bhagwan, Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness… and lower your brightness… It’s too hot to handle!! – Garmi se pareshan Aadmi
IPL Jokes on Mumbai Indian
Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom? Child: No. She beats me. . . Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad? Child: No. He too beats me . . Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents? Child: No, they also beat me. . . Judge: Ok. So do […]
Funny Short Jokes
Husband : I Love You ! Wife : Aaj nahi —————– KEEP CALM BHABHI IS PERFORMING #IPLOpeningCeremony —————– The Shortest Love Story Boy: Sunno Girl: Jee Bhaiyaaa…. The End.. 🙂 —————– I’d rather fall from a chair rather falling for a girl, atleast that won’t hurt much. The Blamed Girlfriend ~ Anushka Sharma #CelebNovels —————– […]
Funny latest Alia Bhatt Jokes
Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free” Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya – I can eat 6 apples. Varun – […]
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