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Bihari Cum Indian English Jokes

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Bihar school teacher’s killer English: 1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!” 4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father! 5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in the … Read more

Mother To School Teacher

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This is unbeatable… School teacher sent home a note..:.. “Your son is an obedient & bright student, but spends too much time with girls.!!” . Mother sent a note back: “Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem.” 😉 😛

Most funniest English Jokes

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Fart in Restaurant “I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I  desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I  timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was … Read more

Santa Banta English Jokes

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Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India . ***************************************************************** 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ***************************************************************** Sardar: What … Read more