Funniest Doctors Jokes

Published by Joker on September 9, 2016 | 1 Response

1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.

The professor started the class by telling them
two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything
regarding the body e.g.

He inserted his finger in the body’s nose
& on drawing back, put the finger in
his own mouth & tasted it.

Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes,

but eventually everyone inserted their fingers
in the body’s nose & tasted it.

When everyone finished the professor
looked at them & said :

The most important 2nd quality is Observation.
I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger.

Now learn to pay attention

All students : shitttt !!