Very Funny Jokes in English


A boy goes with his mother in a taxi,
In between taxi passes by a red light area.

The boy asks his mother after looking at the call girls,

Mom, who are they ?

Mother replied: They are waiting for their husbands.

Taxi driver: Why are you lying the kid ?

He says, son they are prostitutes. They sleep and earn money!

Child Asks: Then mom what happens to the kids these women give birth to?

MOM : THEY BECOME TAXI DRIVERS


BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: No.

BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: No.

BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: I already told you, No!

BF: Baby can I get a kiss?

GF: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!


Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His mom asked him “How do you feel?”

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He replied “It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!


 

Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan?
Pappu : I dont know miss..! :s

Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..!

Pappu : Do yew know Jennifer?

Teacher : i dont know..! :s

Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!

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