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Funny Definitions

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Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets. Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder. Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip. Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.

Funny joke on Gujarat

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Delhi: Save Girls Mumbai: Save Economy Kolkata: Save Water Banglore: Save Electricity Kashmir: Save Lives Rajasthan: Save Trees . . . . . . Gujarat: SEV – KHAMAN SEV- MAMRA SEV- KHAMNI SEV- TAMETA SEV- PURI SEV- GATHIYA. 😀 😀 😀

Intelligent Sardarji

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One day a Sardarji was bored and was dialing all numbers of his office colleagues he remember . He dials a number and hear a lady’s sweet voice “Hello”. Then Sardarji replies “Hi, Can we go on a date? Would you like to have fun?” “Do you know who i am ?” the lady shouts, … Read more

Funniest IT Jokes

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Many of the Software Engineers do not try to Change a burned bulb! Why ??…. That’s a Hardware Problem Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood. What would a Software Engineer is going say after seeing … Read more

Work Pressure vs Life cool messages

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WORK PRESSURE… ________________________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _________________________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _________________________________________ Once I was on … Read more