IF U love sum one don’t keep him in ur heart
IF U love sum one don’t keep him in ur heart! keep him on ur nails! So if U Fail in love, don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! ……Dats Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone. Japanese Invented SIM Card. Indians Invented Missed Call.! 😛 😛 😛
Funny Definitions
Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets. Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder. Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip. Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.
Funny boyfriend v/s girlfriend conversation
Girlfriend: Baby u have changed a lot these days, you didn’t even reply to my mesg last night. Boy: No swthrt i was just busy with work… GF: From the past 4-5 days you are using work as an excuse to being busy. I feel you’re hiding something from me… Boy: Not at all swhrt, […]
Funny joke on Gujarat
Delhi: Save Girls Mumbai: Save Economy Kolkata: Save Water Banglore: Save Electricity Kashmir: Save Lives Rajasthan: Save Trees . . . . . . Gujarat: SEV – KHAMAN SEV- MAMRA SEV- KHAMNI SEV- TAMETA SEV- PURI SEV- GATHIYA. 😀 😀 😀
An Apple A Day
An apple a day…. is almost a thousand rupees a month….! Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!! Be practical…!! 😛 😀
Intelligent Sardarji
One day a Sardarji was bored and was dialing all numbers of his office colleagues he remember . He dials a number and hear a lady’s sweet voice “Hello”. Then Sardarji replies “Hi, Can we go on a date? Would you like to have fun?” “Do you know who i am ?” the lady shouts, […]
Funniest IT Jokes
Many of the Software Engineers do not try to Change a burned bulb! Why ??…. That’s a Hardware Problem Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood. What would a Software Engineer is going say after seeing […]
Punjab English Vs Kerala English Jokes
Q: Which Indian state has highest number of English speaking people ? A: ‘Kerala’ during the day and ‘Punjab’ during the night. NOTE: no offense intended Funny Question on Indian English
Work Pressure vs Life cool messages
WORK PRESSURE… ________________________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _________________________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _________________________________________ Once I was on […]
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