Baby, where are you?
GF: Where are you? BF: hospital,had an accident GF: When will they discharge you? BF: in 2 days GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena 😀
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Funny Boys vs Girls Jokes.
GF: Where are you? BF: hospital,had an accident GF: When will they discharge you? BF: in 2 days GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena 😀
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time ?? . . Girl: “Awww… What Happen ?? . . Boy: “It Annoys Me..” . . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweet hear.. . . Girl: “Awww… I Know . : Boy: “Get Lost Bye.. . . Girl: “Awww… … Read more
Boy- I Love u… Gal – but I don’t love you… Boy – agar kal tum ne mujhe i love you nahi kaha to… Gal – to kya karo ge? ? boy – to main Maggie kha k apni jaan de dunga… 😛 😛 😛
Me – I love you..marry me.. She – Are you mad..? Me – Is that the criteria? *blocked* ? ================================================= One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence. The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things: 1. Religion 2. Sxuality 3. Mystery Here Is … Read more
Boy : Hi, you Look Beautiful. Girl : Thank You , Bro. 😛 😀
Now a Days, People on Social Media get irritated easily and block their friends. Our Blocked jokes collection represent “How people got blocked be replying in silly way”. Enjoy these funny Blocked Jokes Boy : Whats your Name?? Girl: Palak and you Boy: Paneer *BLOCKED!!!*. Girl : Hello i am khusbu Boy : khusbu ka … Read more
Me: naam? She: babita, tera? Me: Jethalal Champak lal gada **BLOCKED** ================================================================== *Calls Vodafone Customer Care* Call connects Cust Representative: Hi I am Rashmi & I have boyfriend. How can I help you? *Disconnects* ================================================================== Me : Hi baby She: kutte number kaha se mila tujhe ? Me: Sulabh Sauchalaya me likha tha *Blocked* ================================================================== … Read more
Girlfriend: Baby u have changed a lot these days, you didn’t even reply to my mesg last night. Boy: No swthrt i was just busy with work… GF: From the past 4-5 days you are using work as an excuse to being busy. I feel you’re hiding something from me… Boy: Not at all swhrt, … Read more
Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do 😛 😛 😛
Girls Marks in Computer:” 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: “44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!